Dickchicken?

Dickchicken is all over the city. Everywhere. So I decided that my next move is to buy a can of spray paint and start a graffiti movement underneath it that says "Tofu Butthole." Inspired by Chris G, of course.

The city has these moments. The doorways of places you would've normally passed melt into drinking passages. Slowly, alluringly, she presents herself to you. She does it in this seductive way. She charms you in with her illustrious and sensual manner. Then she jerks you to reality with her tendency towards the volatile. She can love you and she can despise you. And it always happens in an instant. You have no control.

There is nothing that you can do but give in. And pray...

The new face of my blog is 100% because Dan is amazing. And tomorrow when I don't suck so much I will elaborate.